Pasta magnate Guido Barilla doesn’t hate gays he just “doesn’t agree” with them (over chintz v. linen? Paper or plastic?).
“I would never do (a commercial) with a homosexual family, not for lack of respect but because we don’t agree with them. Ours is a classic family where the woman plays a fundamental role,” Barilla, 55, said in an interview with Radio 24 on Wednesday.
He’s just a traditionalist, see.
” I simply wanted to highlight the central role of the woman in the family.”
Back in the kitchen, bitchez!
And if we don’t like it, Barilla invites us to “eat someone else’s pasta” (which is like Other People’s Pussy but pasta). I’ve got your pasta right here, papi.
1 pound Barilla rigatoni rigate
1 jar Barilla marinara sauce
1 pig man
Bring water to boil. Add thick, ridged rigatoni. Cook until turgid.
Meanwhile, place “lesbians” in position on kitchen island. Instruct “lesbians” to make duckface at you while practicing traditional scissoring. Yell at wife to get in here and finish the ‘sketti. Slap wife on ass while grinning Silvio Berlosconi-style.